Father, forgive me. I have travelled so far from you. How many game days since the Skull River ripped us apart? How many real hours since I’ve gone pee? We seek this necromancer… Why? Our reasons. Our dreams. Our dreams dust. I send word on wings of sparrows in hopes they might find you. Abed says the odds are near impossible… That’s enough for me. Should you receive this message, I know of a way to reunite. According to my character sheet, if I rub the blade of our magic family sword while you rub the hilt, twin beacons of light will reveal out locations to each other. Each night I will think of you and rub. Pray for the night fate will find us rubbing together. Your son, Joseph Gordon-Diehard.

(Source: communified)

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communitynbc:

This photo alone should convince you to watch last night’s Community right now on demand, NBC.com, or via the NBC app.
 

communitynbc:

This photo alone should convince you to watch last night’s Community right now on demand, NBC.com, or via the NBC app.

 

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jocundasykes:

glorychildren:

NO PHOTOSET HAS MADE ME HAPPIER.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

omg.

(Source: iraffiruse)

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Can I ask a very serious question?

Why is Keenan Thompson still on SNL?  

His impressions all sound the same.

zeldathon:

Cards of Legend ($15 USD)

Against mighty odds
Hero’s hands paired, drawn, and set
The Cards of Legend

These poker-sized playing cards are produced by the US Playing Card Company (USPCC), the same company responsible for the famous Bicycle card decks.

  • 56 Poker sized cards
  • Printed on Bicycle grade paper with embossed finish
  • Unique suits (sword, heart, rupee, tri-force) and face cards
  • Custom card backs (available in red and blue)
  • Custom tuck box
  • Gold foil security seal and cellophane wrapper with tear band

You know. For any other Zelda fan who NEEDS these. Buy ’em here!

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collegehumor:

tastefullyoffensive:

Disney Princesses Dressed as Pop Culture Characters for Halloween by Isaiah Stephens

Previously: Disney Princesses Dressed as Their Princes

This is awesome

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